this is the best thing in the entire world
she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts
she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention.
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.
Ease up there, Satan.
Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER
Tumblr has always gave the best advice
Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL
MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP
But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?
Ive never laughed so hard at a post
One of the best visual representations of the double standards subjected to all women on a daily basis. Reconsider the next time you toss about the words in column 3.
According to this I’m a bitchy, ditzy, slut. Good.
things that do not make you a man:
things that do make you a man:
inability to slay the witch-king of angmar
Almost snorted milk out of my nose.
SO APPARENTLY THESE WERE DONE BY STUDENTS FROM A TAIWANESE HIGH SCHOOL (士商)
They must have a demon problem
Those are transmutation circles you idiot
i dunno looks a bit like someone’s interpretation of circular gallifreyan to me/
It’s literally taken directly from fullmetal alchemist. The first one is human transmutation.
Not every fucking fandom out there is superwholock shit
How to cover up tattoos!
use a red lipstick covering the outlines
pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.
we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!
Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’.
Also good for hickeys
This just seems useful for any purpose so here you go
When people think Broadway is only about acting:
When people think Broadway is only about singing:
When people think Broadway is only about dancing:
When people think the only shows on Broadway are the three above:
When people make fun of people for liking Rent, Phantom, or Wicked: